“Hello yogis! Thank you all for coming to the Saturday, 3:30PM yoga class at One Down Dog.”
“… A friend of mine made a resolution this year. ‘Think Less and Do More’. I believe this is a wonderful resolution that can also be applied to yoga…”
“HEY! That’s my New Year’s resolution. I better make sure to tell her that phrase is trademarked after class.” Those were the exact thoughts racing across my mind as I situate myself at the far end of the room.
When it comes to happy endings, what guy would not appreciate them? In fact, according to one male grooming product manufacturer, the one part of a guy’s anatomy that would mostly benefit from a happy ending would be his facial area, more notably the face and neck. Come again, you say?
In our past articles, we referenced that men secretly gravitate towards female grooming products and brands; from feminine body wash products to wearing (your girlfriend’s) skinny jeans. Most of us (guys) are often a bit ashamed and feel guilty of secretly enjoying these “practices”. Let’s face it, men also want to look good and feel great! There’s nothing wrong with that. The only logic we can think of is that our society believes that men have a higher tolerance for shitty products. Guess what society? You are WRONG!!!! Try wiping your butt with recycled toilet paper, then come back and tell us that all toilet paper is created equal!!!... [editor’s note - easy, I’m sensing a bit of passion here].
“1873 Bucharest, Romania. A pregnant girl-child has been abandoned on the steps of a private residence. She is weak and has tuberculosis in addition to her advanced pregnancy. She is taken in by the residents, and cared for until her delivery. She dies two days later. Her baby is adopted by the neighboring family. At sixteen, her adoptive father dies and her mother takes her to a marriage broker to find a husband. The search is successful and they marry. Their circumstances take them to Nebraska where they join Pioneer Life, working to settle the great American Midwest.” - Mystic Journey
In all the hype these days about shaving razors and how smooth they can leave your skin or all the shave clubs where you can save money on razors, no one seems to talk much about the shaving creams, which are equally important in the overall shaving formula. We've covered several shaving creams before, including one of our favorites, Jack Black Beard Lube. But since we were all good boys last year, PRZMAN sent us their new Good Boy Magical Shave Cream to see if it can do any justice on our mugs.
Scene: It’s around 10am Saturday morning and the scene takes place at a small corner coffee house. The coffee house is constructed of red bricks, those typically found while walking down a back street of Venice Beach. Through the large rectangular window of the coffee shop, we see a beautiful female in her mid-twenties reading. Down the street we see a young gentleman also in his mid-twenties, dressed in a causal black button-up with a white tie loosely hanging around this neck. As he walks pass the coffee house, we see him do a double take at the girl next to the window. After a brief self-contemplation, he pushes open the door and walks in for some coffee…
Some of us at MP just came back from CES (the Consumer Electronics Show) in Vegas. It's Vegas' biggest event of the year. It is an absolute zoo! On any given day this week, some 200,000+ people are expected to pass through the tech displays. We could not walk through the convention center halls without shoulder rubbing or bumping into someone. So while there were some absolutely mind blowing tech gadgets that'll improves the lives of lazy human beings (e.g. an app controlled plant watering system?!), being bombarded by these gadgets made us think of good ol' traditional school grooming tools and products. Back to the basics... Powered by Man!
So we've put together some "oldies" to appreciate and enjoy!
Eye Cream - a topic that we’ve covered before and a topic that we will continue to cover. So, let’s jump right into it. Those dark circles under your eyes are “no bueno” and to get rid of those bad boys, you have to address the source.