 | It’s Friday, so we wanted to introduce you to a fun product. This mystery product is literally called Chamois Butt’r. You probably have an idea of where this product might be used, but WHY? |
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Haha! Some of us at MP are avid cyclists and others are just getting into the sport. For the newbies [and to further provide some context to non-cyclists], bicycle saddle (aka seat) soreness is / could be a problem. Do you know how small these seats are? We’re not talking about your dad’s beach cruiser, you know.
So why do you need it?
Constant friction while paddling in your tights [for many riders] results in chafing, numbness, and “saddle sores” [we don’t even want to know what that is!]. This product immediately improves riding comfort and soothes…. We also learned that many athletes use this product, like kayakers, runners, etc.
Where do you apply this “stuff” and how?
You simply apply the Butt’r liberally to skin, bike shorts pad (chamois), or areas that rub together and against clothing before each ride / workout session… so says the direction, but MP recommends simply using a thin layer of Butt’r will do the job fine. And yes, with your hands!
What is this stuff made of?
Ingredients: Water, Mineral Oil, Glyceryl Stearate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Stearic Acid, Glycerine, Lanolin, Diazolidinyl Urea, Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate, Cetyl Hydroxyethylcellulose, PEG-100 Stearate, Potassium Sorbate, Disodium EDTA, Tocopheryl Acetate, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Zea Mays (Corn) Oil, Retinyl Palmitate, Cholecalciferol. Man… lots of natural stuff?
This butt saver cream comes in a white and blue tube with bright yellow lettering and cap. Note that this product also is available in 3 different iterations: Chamois Butt’r (original), Chamois Butt’r Her’ (safe for men and women, but PH balanced specifically for women) and Chamois Butt’r Eurostyle (we haven’t tried this, but we were told that the Euro contains menthol and witch hazel to produce a cooling and soothing sensation – no wonder those Euro guys are always so “cool”).
This 8 oz tube of Butt’r will set you back $16 butts, I mean bucks. “Butt”, you might say. Say no more… gents, your butts should be kept smooth at all costs… your ladies will appreciate them ass-ets. Butt’r them up!
by ManPossible
So why do you need it?
Constant friction while paddling in your tights [for many riders] results in chafing, numbness, and “saddle sores” [we don’t even want to know what that is!]. This product immediately improves riding comfort and soothes…. We also learned that many athletes use this product, like kayakers, runners, etc.
Where do you apply this “stuff” and how?
You simply apply the Butt’r liberally to skin, bike shorts pad (chamois), or areas that rub together and against clothing before each ride / workout session… so says the direction, but MP recommends simply using a thin layer of Butt’r will do the job fine. And yes, with your hands!
What is this stuff made of?
Ingredients: Water, Mineral Oil, Glyceryl Stearate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Stearic Acid, Glycerine, Lanolin, Diazolidinyl Urea, Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate, Cetyl Hydroxyethylcellulose, PEG-100 Stearate, Potassium Sorbate, Disodium EDTA, Tocopheryl Acetate, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Zea Mays (Corn) Oil, Retinyl Palmitate, Cholecalciferol. Man… lots of natural stuff?
This butt saver cream comes in a white and blue tube with bright yellow lettering and cap. Note that this product also is available in 3 different iterations: Chamois Butt’r (original), Chamois Butt’r Her’ (safe for men and women, but PH balanced specifically for women) and Chamois Butt’r Eurostyle (we haven’t tried this, but we were told that the Euro contains menthol and witch hazel to produce a cooling and soothing sensation – no wonder those Euro guys are always so “cool”).
This 8 oz tube of Butt’r will set you back $16 butts, I mean bucks. “Butt”, you might say. Say no more… gents, your butts should be kept smooth at all costs… your ladies will appreciate them ass-ets. Butt’r them up!
by ManPossible
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