It all started when I was in elementary school. It was in my 6th grade language arts class taught by Mr. Lee. That class usually followed right after lunch. After having just played handball with my friends, I would usually run in right after the second bell. During one particular class, Mr. Lee announced that our school district was going to participate in a national creative competition. The rules were simple: there would be a universal topic and each of us was allowed to use either words (essays/poems) or artwork to express what the topic meant to us… in our own interpretation. The goal was to be creative. The topic for the competition?… you guessed it, “What if…”
Although it’s been well over a decade and I’ve moved on with the concept of dragons and humans living peacefully together, the thought of the blanket phrase, “What if” still holds a strong place in my heart. This isn’t just a marriage of two English words; the unison of these two vocabulary words trigger the imagination of infinite possibilities. It is with this powerful phrase that I’d like to introduce everyone to the Niche for Men Face and Body Deodorizing Wipes.
Let’s get a few things out of the way. Most of you might be thinking, “this isn’t a new concept at all”. To that we give you a half appraising pat on the back. The concept of wipes has been a thing of human civilization ever since I was born, not that I am old. What has changed along the way are the functionalities of this versatile bugger. We’re quite sure many of you have heard or experienced products such as wet naps, face wipes, and even the ass-tronomical butt wipes. Yes, the Niche Face and Body Deodorizing Wipe delivers a similar purpose as these wipes, but what separates it from the rest is the brand’s niched functionality.
Imagine this… What if mankind could achieve world peace? What if you could wake up next to a beautiful lady every morning? What if facial hair shaved itself? What if we didn’t have to shower all the time? Although a good number of what ifs are a bit farfetched, there is one that can now be achieved… for most of us anyways.
The Niche for Men Face and Body Deodorizing Wipes can be purchased in three forms: 1) Individual 2 packs ($3.00 USD), 2) Five 2-packs ($12.00 USD) and 3) 10 pack ($10.00 USD). No matter what your needs are, this multipurpose product comes in a sleek black box occupied with white and blue text. Once you lift open the front cover, you’ll be greeted with two individual wipe packs sealed in an equally sleek dark foiled wrap. To help give a better visual of the individual packaging, simply imagine an oversized condom wrapper (we mean it in the best way possible). To help you erase that image, let’s get to the product itself.
This particular product is designed with the purpose of catering to the most active of men, the ones who choose to live life to the fullest! Upon tearing into the plastic foil, we were greeted with a light and captivating fragrance along with a square cloth that fits perfectly into the palm of your hands. Unfolding this square unveils a small (10”x12”) hand towel. When maneuvering the towel across one’s face and body, the skin is very receptive to the soft material. The overall experience is further invigorated by the introduction of key ingredients such as: Aloe Vera, Ginseng, and Soothing Oils. One trip around the face and body will leave you feeling smooth and refreshed; I personally LOVED the trace of light masculine fragrance emitting from my skin. A quick look at the towel reveals the grease, dirt and various other residues from hygienic excursion. For the more frugal MP bros, simply give the towel a quick rinse under running water and you should be able to give it another go.
MP Tip (hack): Given the hot summer weather, as an added bonus place the sealed wipe pack into the fridge for 5 minutes or in the freezer for 2 minutes. This will give you that extra cooling sensation when applying the wipe. Trust us, you’ll love it!
For us at MP, we were definitely hooked on this product during our first try… not to mention having a reasonable excuse now for not showering! (although we really do recommend showering daily). The way we see it, this is a niche product with a much greater purpose!
Let us ask you: “What if… there was a better way to stay clean and feel great, wouldn’t you take it?”
Photo used under CC by brett jordan