The Full Grip and Bottom Lip Sweep
You hold your chap stick the way a real man holds his Slim Jim. With your head tilted down, you do one quick sweep on the bottom lip and some lip rubbing. Then you snap your chap stick cap back on and discreetly put it away before anyone catches you doing the deed. You’re not too concerned with looking barbaric because it’s more important that you protect your manhood while keeping your lips sufficiently moisturized. Undoubtedly, you’re a cave man.
The Tripod Hold and Dotted Application
You realize this three-fingered grip isn’t the manliest, but you offset it with the quick dotted application method. Moving the chap stick swiftly over your bottom and top lips in a dotted fashion is just enough to do the job. With this method, you can be confident that your lip balm application is the manliest (and the least conspicuous). You're a man's man.
The Three-finger Hold and Full Top-Bottom Lip Application
As if holding a pencil, you apply your chap stick with a full sweep from the top lip to the bottom lip. Holding your chap stick in this fashion and applying it in this manner makes it pretty obvious that you don’t care what people think because your lips were made for the looking. You already know you’re a man because real men are confident about taking care of their luscious lips. Yup, you're a real man.
Full Top-Bottom Lip Application with Wipe-off
You have no problem applying the full lip balm on your lips, but the excess is just too much shine. The post wipe with a tissue (or your fist) is key to getting the job done right. Because this method involves a little more gentle effort, you can be considered a gentleman, man… unless of course, you used your fist!
by ManPossible (woman)
by ManPossible (woman)
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