I Love Chicken Poop

“Grandpa says:
If ya got dry lips
put chicken poop on 'em
so ya won't lick 'em.”

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Grandpa, you are one wise fella.  ManPossible salutes you for your wise words of wisdom.

With the recent ever changing summer to winter like weather in Southern California, the idea of owning a lip balm seemed appealing and appropriate for this article.  We being ManPossible, you can rest assured that we won't be writing about your mom’s usual chapstick.  Gentlemen, I am proud to share with you the Chicken Poop!

The Chicken Poop Lip Junk is one of many “real green” product lines manufactured by Simone Chickenbone Natural Put-Ons.  This is a Kansas based health and beauty company with the simple mission of producing the best and highest quality products without compromising the future of mankind and the natural environment.  All of Simone’s products are, “made with high quality, recognizable ingredients, each and every element is planned with care and concern for you and the environment”.  Everything about this product makes it a “fit” for our eloquent MP taste.  Nothing is sexier than a local (Kansas) business doing the right thing, using the right approach and driven by a purpose!  Sounds likes a brand we all know…(Cough, Cough)

By the way, did I mention that this is no ordinary Chicken Poop?!  This stuff is all natural lip smacking goodness.  All you have to do is twist and pull the cap to remove the seal.  Immediately upon removing the cap, your senses get hit with a one-two punch combo.  Before anything else, your nose will pick up a light yet distinctive aroma of zest.  Following the smell, what you see is a light green stick with a silky texture.  The ingredients to this poop couldn’t be any more simple: avocado oil, beeswax, jojoba oil, lavender essential oil, sweet orange essential oil and vitamin E; it’s like the recipe to a refreshing summer salad.  To my surprise, I actually recognize at least half the ingredient without doing a Google search.  That my friends, is the beauty of organic ingredients and thoughtful preparation.

The only thing to do now is to pucker up your lips and run the lip balm along both the top and bottom of your lips.  Finally smack them shut to allow an even distribution across the surface area.  What we noticed is that the Chicken Poop is very rich in texture, giving your dry lips that needed moisture for the ever changing weather.  The refreshing zest fragrance gives off a subtle light contrast, allowing users to “taste” nature.  I am impressed by the overall packaging, simplicity and quality of this product.  This will probably be the first time I give a thumbs up for a “crappy” product!  For the average gentlemen with the not-so-average taste, we definitely recommend you checking out this product.  This can be our kryptonite to the female “Strawberry Rainbow Chapstick”.

by ManPossible