So you’re the one Professor AXE sent to help me prep for the journey.
So you’re the one Professor AXE sent to help me prep for the journey. The name’s James Howlett, those who know me call me Logan. Those who fear me know me as Wolverine. In case you haven’t heard, I have a short temper, so try not to get in my way.
(Sniff, sniff…. ) What’s that smell?
(Looks at the Axe gift set)? How exactly is this going to help save all of humanity from those tin can sentinels?
Alright! Give it Here! Since today is doomsday, what’s there to lose? You stay here while I go get ready and arm myself with Apollo.
(30 minutes later…. )
OK, before we head out for the final mission, you and I need to have a talk about this AXE thingamabob. Let’s start off by talking about the smell of this so called Apollo. As you should be aware by now, I have animal-like keen senses and can track my foes with the slightest scent. One of the things that stood out to me about this AXE tri-bundle is the streamlined fragrance. This smell you youngsters call hip and attractive is merely a combination of sage, crisp mandarin and smooth sandalwood, filled with fresh pine and zest. I’m going to give it to you straight and say that this ain’t a scent for a manly man like me! Might be more fitting for Spidey in his tights or those tight t-shirt wearing Abercrombie & Bitches. But it sure does the job of covering up my “trace”.
The shower gel had a pretty fancy packaging with a futuristic “press to open” nozzle at the top. A proper squeeze bottle beats a slip and slide bar of soap, 9 out of 10 times. The label on the bottle says Revitalizing Shower Gel. Nothing beats that revitalizing feeling … it’s as if you are instantly caffeinated … trust me, the Wolverine would know! When you squeeze the bottle this transparent blue gel oozes out and hits you right in the kisser with that Apollo scent. The gel is quick to converge with water and form bubbles as you scrub your body. The gel washes off pretty easily with water. Overall, the shower gel works about as great as any other body wash in the market place. What you are getting from AXE is the overpowering fragrance. After showering, your entire bathroom will smell like Apollo and it will stay that way for a good 8 – 12 hours.
The Anti-Perspirant Deodorant feels about the same as all the other fragrance deodorant sticks in the market, in a good way. It gets the job done! The bar is smooth and not flaky. A swipe across your armpit will not leave any traces of white. One key feature is the 24-hour loooong-lasting odor prevention. As the rest of your body sweats, the sweat molecules trigger the deodorant to emit an even more noticeable trace of the Apollo scent. You’ll know exactly where I am when we are on the battlefield. You can’t miss the smell!
Lastly, let’s get to the Apollo Body Spray. The new packaging has a twist top that reveals the nozzle as you turn the cap clockwise. If only these were effective against mutants and robots, I’d spray myself from head to toe and intoxicate those around me. If you’re looking for an alternative to the deodorant stick, then this is it. Again, do not over-indulge. The fragrance is so strong that it will fade in and out throughout the day and stay with you for a LONG time.
There, that’s my feedback. I kind of wish I didn’t have superhuman senses because this smell is overwhelming me. Don’t be too generous with that stuff. Use your power of self control!